MRDJ: There's a Party In Your Pants. Literally.

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The Man Repeller du Jour appears in the form of sequined board shorts. Consider sequined board shorts for a moment.

In the event you intend to surf in said sequined board shorts, be careful. A wipe out may leave you under the sea, blending in with the scaley fish around you.

And in the event you intend to socialize in the sequined board shorts, be careful. A densely populated bar, filled with attractive men giving you little to no attention may leave you feeling down on yourself...blending in with all the other assholes who think every eve is New Years Eve.

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