Oh Hey

 photo via Paul James Hay for The Outnet

I apologize for the recent absence, I've been on maternity leave. Psych, not pregnant. But, I did have social stomach illness earlier this week and something of a "family emergency" later in the week, unrelated to my fake pregnancy. In any case, this is just a note to tell you I will be announcing the Be & D giveaway winner on Twitter at 11AM today and because I am so shockediddy shick shocked by the humbling number of entries the giveaway saw, gear up, motha fuckas. Giveaway round two starts next week! 

More exciting than giveaway round two, however, is the prospect of a suede-on-suede-on-suede Vintage Vendredi installment slated to run any moment now. 

In true man repelling spirit though, home girl's got to go to class and learn shit so I can teach you shit. That idea about striking oneself with the plague of orthodontia as fashion's next big thing--that didn't come from no where. Quite the contrary, a classmate with braces, in fact. 

I know what you're thinking despite my ignoring it and you're right, I have selected the winner already. Most of the responses were so good so it was a doozy, painstakingly impossible, if you will. You nuts are funnier than I am and that's a fact. (Name that film: "thaasss'a'fakt!")

I digress. Ultimately, the moral of the story is: don't drink and drive. 

Also, here's one of the first photos the interwebs will provide when you google "Man Repeller."

Hip, funky, fresh. Nifty! Don't we have so much in common? Abnormally large mouth size for one thing.