Of all the runways that ran way deep into the substance of which my soul is made, on the way over, nothing tugged at my heart strings quite the way Chloe did.
The F/W collection was colorful...
The F/W collection was colorful...
...Elegant (albeit slightly Amish)...
And generally scaley...
But the look that took the cake for me...
Also conveniently looked like a cake! Yes, I've implemented this joke before. Whatchu goin' do 'bout it? People are so keen on recycling tangible goods, what's wrong with a little joke re-application here and there? And we're back. This collection was everything. Everything, I tell ya. Pleats, bowners, hues of white and a very special shoe with a t-strap. A t-strap! So I did what anyone would do in the situation and dug deep into the contents of my closet to recreate the look. Below is what happened.
booties: Valentino
I grew overtly excited by the nature of my skirt, flying high and low, far and wide, so I continued on my quest to do what anyone would do and...(...This is fun!)
Twirled around like a little human cupcake until ashes to ashes, my ass fell down! So, are you smitten by how neatly my coat's bow is tied? My mom did it. She likes tying things. In fact, I didn't learn to tie my own shoe laces until I was ten years old and I speculate that is no oversight on my motor-skills behalf.
I digress.
I call this photo "Girl on The Run." I wasn't going anywhere. In fact, there's no where to go. Except perhaps, into the full length window directly in front of me.
In another photo, I display inherent modeling skills.
As you can see, I was born to do this. Tweet me for bookings! Will model for sea shells.
And now I ask you: Who wore it best?
You must admit, my leg flexing while maxing capabilities are unmatched. To some minute degree.
...Are you going to recreate any Fashion Week looks? If yes, please send photos and tell of your tales.
In the mean time, you can watch this mini silent film Naomi shot and breathe a sigh of relief because I didn't fall off the balcony while simultaneously wondering WTF I'm spewing.
...Options of cash prize or peep show for anyone who guesses right!
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