Dressing Like A Man

An image from American Apparel's look book.

While I am on team ties-tassels-and-topknots, I offer this: if your hot man-friends wanted to fuck other men, they probably would.

This get up is good...if you're looking to attract a butch woman who has tattooed images of byzantine Jesus on her limbs, piercings in unusual body parts, calls herself something like "Bull Dozer" or "Bill," and makes jokes about lesbians who don't cook because they'd rather eat out.

Yea. So, have fun on that date. Ten fingers are better than one?

This is graphic. I hope my mom isn't reading.

Signed,
Tight butt cheeks