If The Internets Were My Closet

I'd be wearing this outfit.

blouse: Sport Max, bow tie: All Saints, shorts: Vanessa Bruno, sunnies: Celine, booties: Balenciaga

And for the sausage making behind the construction of this ensemble: I'm pretty obsessed with red and fuschia so the top in question, that celebrates my lady boner, was at the forefront of this outfit compostion. How better to compliment the blouse than with a pair of shorts that add an element of monochrome to an overall colorblocknocock inspired look. The inclusion of a bow tie falls in because, well, those are hot pants and them sick black wedge booties catch the color of the bow. They're also on sale for $385 so...you're welcome.

Celine sunglasses need no introduction nor do they an explanation. The ultimate outfit topper if you will. And if I don't get a pair to shield my eyes soon I am going to poke them the fuck out.

If the Internets were your closet, what would you wear? I need to know. Need. Must. Have to. Love you. Call me. Beep me. Tweet me.