Man Repeller Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend With Leg Coverings that Will Help Relive Arabian Nights as Best They Can

Summer unofficially kicks off yesterday and since beachwear is usually associated with man attracting (read: teeny-bikini, boobs, wet bod, hot chix, lots o'leg) we thought we'd take a cue from the editor picks on Shopbop.com and let you know that should you want to repel by the pool...it's toterly possible, nay, encouraged.

Exhibit A:

When's the last time you were sitting in a bathing suit on the beach thought to yourself: man I wish I had some sheer leopard-print harem pants that tie at the ankle to wear over this skimpy bottom. Well, Diane von Furstenberg heard your cry and behold: harem cover up pants.

B:

DVF also had you in mind in case you had decided leopard prints aren't your thing but Nigerian flea markets are. This darling geometric print will keep your vajeen away from the peen by many a pool side.

C:
And for our budget conscious genies, fear not. ShopNastyGal features a reasonably priced pair of Diatribe pants dying to be worn over a white bikini (diaper bottom, please) with a wide brim hat. Really wide.

Finally, if the cover-ups aren't enough and you're still on an Aladdin trip, head to your post-beach BBQ in these sequined band wide leg pants.

They're shiny, they're big, they're white, they're by T-Bags...which means even though the pants will start working their repelling-magic, if you tell the men around you how much you love t-bags, we have a hunch you may in turn start propelling.

Happy Memorial day weekend! And remember boys and girls, it's not abstinence that is the safest form of contraception. It's harem pants.

BREAKING: Only one pair of the $195 leopard print sheer harem pants left on shopbop. Get crackin'...and in touch with us! ManRepeller@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter for a good time @ManRepeller.