Memoirs of an Abnormally Pale, Too Much Pressed Powder in a Color Three Shades Off from Your Skin Tone Geisha

Starring the bird above.

In the event you were beginning to worry that the Man Repeller may become redundant, displaying only photos of different variations of the same pants, blouses, shoes, hats, etc...think again. Because emulating a female snow man, turban wearing African princess warrior, 1920's junkie and Jackie O in just the tiny confines of one simple head will generate the same repellent effect that say, this girl did while strolling through Paris.

Disclaimer: I am currently in the process of perfecting the art of tying a printed silk scarf around my head. Again, I haven't had sex since 2008.

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