Miranda Kerr Gives New Meaning to Boyfriend Jeans

And which boyfriend did you steal these from? Fat bastard?

Though I've said my own pants are so roomy they could shelter an army, I'd like to revoke that statement and replace it here.

Miranda Kerr is a goddess, a universal sex symbol. Congratulations to the stylist of this shoot for deflating every rising penis within a 5 mile radius of this photo.

And here's the big catch: I saw this photo as part of another blogger's inspiration board. Inspiration board!

She wasn't using it in a Jared-from-Subway kind of way.

And with that, I wish you a happy Friday fella Man Repella!

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