Have Leather Shorts, On Us!

You can just call me Santa Claus going forward.

Following the mannequin styling session I posted from Mackage last week, the lovely Canadians behind the brand would like to offer you, the flamingos, an opportunity to win my favorite piece from the Spring/Summer collection.

Choosing my favorite piece was part fun, part annoying. Their leather jackets are so well made and the motorcycle silhouette comes in bright red a la Balenciaga but despite my insisting yesterday that leather jackets are summer-friendly, leather shorts, another one o'Mackage's strong points, are far more summer friendly. Especially when pleated and shown in a blush vagina pink. Fupa.

photos by Ethel. Just kidding, they're Naomi's.

blouse: Zara, shorts: Mackage, booties: Rag & Bone

See, I wasn't kidding! Fupa! Perfect for summer repelling. Really. And on excruciatingly hot days, we can even manipulate Kings of Leon lyrics and sing "Fupa on Fire."

Oh, there's me again. Hi. 

Now, in order to win, the steps are simple, all you have to do is:
1. Follow Mackage on Twitter
2. Walk like an Egyptian.
3. Talk like an Egyptian
4. In the comments below, leave your twitter handle with a brief description of how thoroughly you will unleash your fupa while wearing the shorts in question. Kidding! Just tell me why you like them!


On Thursday at 12PM EST, Mackage will tweet at the winner and you, one of you, will collect your brand new leather shorts. Hooray!

CONTEST CLOSED!


And now, before I sign off, I offer this: while you anxiously wait to see if you've won...

...Don't forget to Put A Bird On It! (Bracelet by Anarchy Street.)