Guess the Blogger Pose: Self Made Turbans

Look world, even though Hanneli Mustaparta totally black listed my harem-clad ass, I love her. She has a cute language barrier and wears lots of leather and denim. I really like both leather and denim. So it should be no surprise that I'd choose to emulate Hanneli Belli Fofelli to the best of my capabilities for this installment of Guess the Blogger Pose.

I suppose the jig is up on the "guess" part.
Moving forward!

You may be somewhat familiar with the image below, if only because Hanneli and this very turban used to LIVE ON MY BANNER. 

image via Hanneli.com

Now, I say this: if Hanneli can wrap a towel around her head and write it off as a turban...

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Is the suspense killing you?

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How about now?

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Here it comes...
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This is going to be so anti-climactic for you
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Elipses...
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There's no reason why I can't do the same!

Note: If you intend to DIY, don't use a wet towel, that shit is heavy. 

Another note: steer clear of small trees

One last note: I'd suggest you stay out of taxi cabs too.

So tell us, fella Repellas, who(choose)wore(me)it(or else)best? Hmm? Hmm?

Winner gets to have my boxcar booties from Opening Ceremony!

JK, no chance I'm giving these to Hanneli. None. Sorry girlfriend.

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