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Dear Team,
Your eyes are not playing a trick on you. Today is 9.03.10, not 90210. I intended to write this post yesterday but because I was in class really busy doing really fancy things all day yesterday, I didn't have time to deliver an update. This reminds me, let's take a poll: Do you want senior year of college anecdotes and the like?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Leopard print

You can answer this question in the comments.

Moving forward!

Today we will pay tribute to the fashions of 90210. This will cover the ever-famous mom jeans Brenda and Kelly loved so much, Dylan McKay's hair, David Silver's Navajo print vests and his loaded button down short sleeved shirts (filed under chronic woman repelling), Andrea dumb eyeglasses, Brandon's existence...you know, things like that.

Actually, I'd rather talk about fruitcake.

For this installment of who wore it best, I'll compare two sorts of fruitcake. Ultimately, being a fruitcake is cool. You're sweet and creamy. People can't wait to eat you, (insert crass joke here.)

Wearing a fruitcake however, equates to a sartorial fail whale.

image via stylecaster

I speculate lemon-pants here is not sexually active. Reasons below:

1. There are fruits plastered across her pants.
2. There are fruits plastered across her pants.
3. There are fruits plastered across her pants.
4. Her crop top is doing weird things to her left nipple.
5. There are fruits plastered across her pants.

Under regular circumstances I probably wouldn't defend the human fruitcake, particularly because it appears as though she is wearing Tevas and that is making me uncomfortable. Tevas are like a Croc's embarrassing grandmother but worse.


I'm going to defend her though because...I HAVE A MINI SKIRT IN THE SAME PRINT...so...how about that hurricane Earl?

Sad.

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