Ringing in the September Issues, Starting with @Bergdorfs

Of all the September issues I read, the fall 2010 Bergdorf Goodman Magazine was by a shoulder padded landslide, my favorite. Why, you ask? Because the amount of man repelling garmentry (note my creative license making up words again. That's what bloggers do. They make up words. See: Repeller) present in the issue was a fucking mammoth had my lady boner putting NASA to shame. That was a rocket science joke, get it? It's not rocket science. And I've officially taken this joke too far.

Back to Bergdorf Goodman.

My lady boner aside, I also particularly enjoyed the issue because @Bergdorfs herself flipped through the magazine and post-it tagged the pages exhibiting some their Man Repeller bests. She said she hoped she did not fail me, I can assure she did not.
See below.

Boots by Alexander McQueen. Partially Man Repellers because they run (hehe, run. I love puns) for a whopping $3000+ but mainly because there is a gilded garden growing above the soles, below the snakes. It's like the Garden of Eden recreated in the comfort of your footsies!

@Bergdorfs paid particular attention to the southern region of this Moncler coat and aptly commented "Holy puff skirt!" I on the other hand, sat dumb founded wondering if, when, and where I should buy my next pair of Doc Marten inspired kicks and why Soviet Russia was making its big babushka-inspired parka comeback via high fashion outerwear.

Evidently, I spoke too soon. Junya Wantabe gave Moncler a run for its' ROCKIN' IN THE USSR rubles. 

We also decided I should take a mortgage out on my home because my little ponys want some new siblings and Chanel is willing to facilitate this.

Marni must have been inspired by the sea when she designed this coat because like in the sea, there is a sea urchin overload present. (I think this may have been executed poorly--it was in fact quite funny in my head.)

HOLY FURRAY BOOTAY! FORGET CHANEL, WE HAVE A WINNER.
Ultimately, my point is to say this: I've already started saving dollar bills and pennies. Big sartorial wins are on their way to MINE.
See the rest of the Bergdorf Goodman Fall catalog here.
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And tell me you love me here: HaremPants@ManRepeller.com