I would most certainly not be it. Pretty anti-climactic, eh? The below however...
Bares a serious chance. You must be wondering why
Elizabeth and James would paste my head onto Beetlejuice's body and send a note that says "Enjoy!" but I counter that speculation with this:
why not? The real answer is the dress pictured underneath this text, though.
It's proper, it's prim, it's pretty, it's striped. I looked for this dress in my size for a little while. All the skinny schmucks had seemed to have purchased theirs already, and then like an angel from the heavens, it landed at my doorstep.
Beetlejuice inspired, Kate Middleton approved. Does this make any sense at all to you?
Her wedding is a mere 2 weeks away
...And not for anything, I think she could use an intervention from none other than the trend exploiter otherwise known as me.
Especially because I am so good at mastering the blogger pose. Crossed legs, pissed face, holding handbag on terrace. I'm not going anywhere so technically I don't need the purse.
More so because I invented the Man Repeller pose. Squinted eyes, crying mouth. Call me for a good time, baby.
I'm not sure what compelled me to pair the dress with
Supergas but I'm happy that I did.
Namely because I just recently learned Alexa Chung is their new spokesperson and Alexa Chung rocks my ankle socks. Tugs at my heart strings, is the viagra to my
lady boner. Sorry, I promised I wouldn't use that term in excess anymore.
I call this one:
unintentional print mixing, which leads me to my closing point: Man Repellers aren't
made, you see. We're born.
all photography by Naomi Shon
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