If you, like me, are a proud weener fender (after all, fella Repellas, we have the privilege of wearing excess Rag & Bone, Helmut Lang, Opening Ceremony, Alexander Wang, Commes des Garcons, ETC without having to wonder why be le lonely in le bedroom) send me a photo of you in your Kraziest with a capital K Man Repelling ensemble and OMFG IT MAY JUST REPLACE HANNELI ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BANNER!
Tweet them @ManRepeller or e-mail them to ManRepeller@gmail.com.
WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON AUGUST 20TH. IT WILL BE MY BANNER'S OPENING CEREMONY OF SORTS, know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin? While you're conjuring up outfits, take a look at Net-a-Porter's WTF of the day...for inspiration, you know.
I love a designer collaboration just as much as the next guy...remember the analogy I shared last week? Opening Ceremony is to Doc Marten as yeast infection into pubic hair.
On today's roster of collaborations that erect my lady boner, the pope skins a leopard and Jimmy Choo facilitates the footwear. As I am certain you would expect, Net-a-porter has sold out in nearly every single size. Lucky for moi, size 6 is still available (this is a subliminal message, now you can buy me shoes) so I, for one, still have the privilege of getting a $500 bang for my buck while letting the pope, a leopard, and Jimmy Choo into my home via
Sorry sucka!
THIS JUST IN: The 6 is now sold out. I'm a sucka too.
*editor note: I want to thank a dear friend (you know who you are) for taking the above screen shot and bringing the "$500-LEOPARD-POPE-CHANNELING-OFF-THE-BOAT-IMMIGRANT-GRANDFATHER-JIMMY-CHOO-HOUSE-SLIPPERS" to my attention.
Contact: ManRepeller@gmail.com, Tweetertwatter: @ManRepeller
AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY SWEET @$$ CONTEST!
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