
As she does every morning, Black Skinny Jeans emailed me early today with buttloads of links. One of which: the mythical clitoris of clog on sale. She attached nothing to the email aside from three letters: "YES!"
Now that we only have to dish out $346 for the once $495 Man Repellers, we have $150 to spare. Below, some deflating penis inspired options to pair with your new cats...provided you don't attach little fur puffs to the front of the shoes and have your feet look like chihuahuas.

Topshop calls this a cropped feather cape. We call it: a total fuck up. Add clogs, see what happens, let us know.



Just kidding. You can't. It's fiction.
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