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The Soles of Our Souls Are Now on Sale

The title is true: Miu Miu's Petco inspired print is on sale.

As she does every morning, Black Skinny Jeans emailed me early today with buttloads of links. One of which: the mythical clitoris of clog on sale. She attached nothing to the email aside from three letters: "YES!"

Now that we only have to dish out $346 for the once $495 Man Repellers, we have $150 to spare. Below, some deflating penis inspired options to pair with your new cats...provided you don't attach little fur puffs to the front of the shoes and have your feet look like chihuahuas.


Topshop calls this a cropped feather cape. We call it: a total fuck up. Add clogs, see what happens, let us know.

Ray Ban's optical wayfarer specs. Extra douche bag points if yours aren't prescription.

Well, isn't this onesie from Oak is going to compliment your look. From personal experience, I will deliver a disclaimer: taking large steps in such a low crotch, not easy. Need a pop of color? the feathered cape, duh.

And of course, it ain't a party without our four leading ladies and you're repelling hard so you're going to have lots of downtime. Pick up SATC on DVD and keep reminding yourself, if Carrie Bradshaw plus sequined poof sleeves-hair-pants-shoes, bird nest hat and/or doo rag could lock in someone like Big...so can I!

Just kidding. You can't. It's fiction.

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