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Guess the Blogger Pose, Pt. 2

image via Knightcat 
This isn't a blogger pose as much as it is an attractive-model-gets-tricked-into-standing-like-a-fool pose. She may regret standing against that wall touching herself while wearing excess denim and Rambo-inspired head gear but I'm nothing short of delighted because her mistake was my bloggertunity. 

If you had a brain, you would follow me on twitter. And if you followed me on twitter, you would see my outfit and think: oh, this must be what @ManRepeller meant when she posted at 9:51AM "If you're looking for me, I'm the asshole wearing exercise shorts--not for exercising--with a shirt I stole from my 14 year old brother." And your thought process would be CORRECT. 

Digression over.  Now tell me, who does the have-sex-with-me-if-you-want-to-have-the-worst-night-of-your-life pose better. Amanda Norgaard or ME?


I choose me. (Eventhough Norgaard's facial expression says something along the lines of, I'm going to chew your penis apart. It's going to shread.)

Sorry labia, we have more lonely nights ahead. It could be worse though...at least we're not Emily
She's rocking a pseudo-mullet, her jumpsuit is two sizes too big on her and those are penny loafers on her feet.

Get in touch with us! ManRepeller@gmail.com and tweet us for a good time @ManRepeller

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