Yo, I'm So Safari Chic

...And if you don't believe me I don't blame you then perhaps I can have the below photos do the proverbial talking for me.

Before I prove my safari street cred I think I should definitely tell you that I straight up got stuck between these two trees trying to capture the shot for you. For you! Never say I don't love you. And now back to regular programming: See that? I squeeze my body into the minimal negative space between two thin tree trunks and then proceed to hang off said trunk--I suppose I should have tried this over the weekend when alleged 85 mph winds were said to plague New York, that would have made for an entertaining photo opp--let my ombre run wild while doing the aforementioned hoodrat activity with tree trunks and play with branches like they're shoes as you will see below.

romper: 3.1 Phillip Lim, sneakers: Superga. Photos by Naomi Shon

(Fine, not shoes, but definitely candle sticks or something of that thin, upright sort.) And this was all the while keeping it real in a Phillip Lim romper that exposes midriff from the front and thus looks like separates but is actually connected from the rear--really, it's amusing to look at it, I'm sorry I don't have a proper photo--and maintaining that special facial expression I do think we can plausibly refer to as emoticon chic going forward.

How's everything after those stupid heavy showers the hurricane tropical storm? Wearing buttloads of suede like I told you to? Good. Glad to hear.