Things I Learned From Peter Som's Runway

2. I will wear a bathing suit top with matching print mini skirt come springtingaling.

3. I will give new meaning to the female business suit with neon tweed, retro sunglasses and oxford shirts buttoned to the point of choke-me-to-death-but-look-cool-while-doing-it.

4. Floral blouses and full sea-urchin inspired mini skirts make me want to drink sangria and anything that induces the urge to drink sangria is worth a wear to me. I love this look so hard. SO HARD.

5. I will wear psychedelic prints around people who like tripping on acid, shrooms and things of the sort to give them a kick, perhaps even a hallucination or two.

Man Repeller Warning: Drugs are for idiots. Be above the influence. 

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And finally, I will dress like a human bubble bath wrapped in satin ribbon. And you will like it.

If you were an attentive reader, you would find yourself wondering what the first thing I learned was. It was this: Peter Som, you are not so good at producing Man Repelling garmentry (yes this is a word I made up, consider it part of the Man Repeller lexicon), but still, I love this collection so hard. 

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